Today in Middle-Earth marks the birthdays of both Bilbo and Frodo Baggins. It also happens that yesterday was the 80th anniversary of the publication of The Hobbit. If that’s not cause to celebrate a Hobbit life, I don’t know what is. Light up some Old Tobey, grab a pint (they come in pints!), and eat your fill at second breakfast. The music doesn’t stop until everybody drops.
And should it happen that while you’re living it up that a wizard comes knocking at your door, it’s no good trying to send him away. Just saying.