Star Trek is supposed to be a future I want to live in, the best hope for the human race, optimism in every corner.
According to Star Trek: Discovery, the music of the Bee Gees is still around. Disco is still played at parties. This is a truly harsh way to start a Monday morning, especially after spending Sunday enraptured at a John Williams concert.
I should also add… because it wasn’t bad enough on its own, they Frankensteined *ahem* remixed the Bee Gees as a rap, proving you can make disco worse. WTH?
I’ve never before wished for a Klingon victory in this war. I might be willing to change my mind now… except I have to imagine Klingon Opera has gotten worse with their makeup and sense of style too. This a future not worth living.
There is not enough coffee in the world to fix this.